Dear people who use my tweets to impress your twitter crush:
Knock that crap off!
I wrote this tweet today:
What is my favorite drug? Words.
And got this reply from a non-follower:
My favorite drug of choice are the words of @(insert his twitter crushes name here)
I’m happy you have a twitter crush, but use your own words to directly impress them, don’t share your crush with me, I have no interest.
One more bit of advice:
I suspect they would be far more impressed if you tweeted your own words of adoration for them, not piggy back off some other chicks’ tweets. Trust me, I’m sure they get the same queasy feeling I do when you do this.